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THE CREW
 Scott
Burks
Scott Burks is a man of many talents. Not only does he manage to annoy
foreigners everywhere with his “soccer is not a sport” declarations, but
he dabbles in a little bit of everything — largely due to the fact that
he is unemployed and has nothing better to do. Scott is not without his
achievements. During his college years, Scott founded a grass roots
brotherhood named
“Klown, Inc.”
with the other losers in his dormitory. During this time of
hallucination, Scott shared his award-winning theory of
how pro football can induce world peace.
In addition to pissing people off with his sports-elitist theories, he
enjoys playing music, getting clowned by his wife, and eating canned
beans and farting endlessly.
 Jeremy
Winters
Jeremy Winters is a star in the making. In addition to being a
contributor of the Klown Times, he is a prominent member of Klown,
Inc. During the infancy stages of the brotherhood, Jeremy was the
original Head of Operations of
“Woman Repellant Enterprises”.
Hailing from Dallas, TX, he is also a huge Dallas Cowboys fan (we
will not hold that against him).
 Chris
Loupe
Chris Loupe is the mack of all macks. ‘Nuff said...
 T.W.
Scott
T.W. Scott is a talented writer and the self-proclaimed
most competitive person alive. He is an Atlanta native
and one of the few true Atlanta pro sports fans — Hawks,
Falcons, and Braves (God bless him). T.W. bleeds red
and black: the colors of his high school alma mater the
Banneker Trojans as well as UGA. He is quite possibly
the craziest most fanatical UGA Bulldogs fan. T.W. has
been married to the wonderful Ms. Scott, though she is
currently living and finishing school in Columbia, SC.
Besides writing T.W. is an avid golfer and a student of
basketball. He writes columns for fans from their point
of view. A voice for the people letting the world know
what’s on HIS damn mind! If you have any questions,
column ideas, or just wanna chat, you can reach T.W. at
tw_scott927@yahoo.com. He also owns a blog of
his own at
http://asseenthruglass.blogspot.com .
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